{"id":1015,"date":"2026-10-08T21:28:56","date_gmt":"2026-10-09T04:58:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=1015"},"modified":"2026-10-08T21:28:56","modified_gmt":"2026-10-09T04:58:56","slug":"1015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=1015","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck you shit bitch fukant thizz nigger my dad&#8217;s car battery is dead.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#8217;s so bad. He has such a bad car. It&#8217;s modern, but like, super hard to maintain, AND not that fast, even.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The suspension is rather smooth, but the panels in the middle are like, poorly designed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I don&#8217;t know. He asked me&#8230; for an opinion about cars.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now he has a bad car.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#8217;s my fault it&#8217;s my fault, guys gals, it&#8217;s all my fault.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fuck you shit bitch fukant thizz nigger my dad&#8217;s car battery is dead. Fuck. It&#8217;s so bad. He has such a bad car. It&#8217;s modern, but like, super hard to maintain, AND not that fast, even. The suspension is rather &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=1015\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[128,705,333,704,706,707,373,103],"class_list":["post-1015","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-bitch","tag-die-shitfuck","tag-fuck-off","tag-fuck-off-bitch","tag-fuck-you-niggerthizzbitch","tag-i-guess-i-get-to-take-out-the-trash-weekly-from-now-on","tag-kill-yrself","tag-retards"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1015","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1015"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1015\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1016,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1015\/revisions\/1016"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1015"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1015"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}