{"id":1055,"date":"2026-10-11T22:46:26","date_gmt":"2026-10-12T06:16:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=1055"},"modified":"2026-10-11T22:46:26","modified_gmt":"2026-10-12T06:16:26","slug":"what-would-your-lawyer-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=1055","title":{"rendered":"What would your lawyer say?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which ones?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nothing. Because he would only interrupt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">OK so he would interrupt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Both of my two &#8220;liberal&#8221; lawyers in califuckyou were incredibly corrupt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is the state of things.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Maybe my dad wants to sue me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Which ones? Nothing. Because he would only interrupt. OK so he would interrupt. Both of my two &#8220;liberal&#8221; lawyers in califuckyou were incredibly corrupt. This is the state of things. Maybe my dad wants to sue me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1055","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1055"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1055\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1056,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1055\/revisions\/1056"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}