{"id":1155,"date":"2026-10-16T17:01:25","date_gmt":"2026-10-17T00:31:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=1155"},"modified":"2026-10-16T17:01:25","modified_gmt":"2026-10-17T00:31:25","slug":"w-robot-paranoia-on-top","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=1155","title":{"rendered":"W\/robot paranoia on top"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My therapist is a piece of shit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will be arrested if I write &#8220;I AM GOING TO KILL HER&#8221;, but then I will not kill her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So what am I talking about?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Maybe you should just hurry up and arrest me. I&#8217;m illegal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My therapist is a piece of shit. I will be arrested if I write &#8220;I AM GOING TO KILL HER&#8221;, but then I will not kill her. So what am I talking about? Maybe you should just hurry up and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=1155\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[800,801,799,798,802],"class_list":["post-1155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-my-mother-is-stupid","tag-my-papa-is-demented","tag-my-therapist-is-a-psycho","tag-my-therapist-is-a-whore","tag-never-trust-anyone-older-than-about-40"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1155"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1155\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1156,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1155\/revisions\/1156"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}