{"id":1170,"date":"2026-10-16T21:30:14","date_gmt":"2026-10-17T05:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=1170"},"modified":"2026-10-16T21:30:14","modified_gmt":"2026-10-17T05:00:14","slug":"1170","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=1170","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The shit is fucking me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Go kill yrself, shit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Please please pretty please. Your death makes my life more peaceful and quiet (though there are, CERTAINLY&#8230; must be at least thousands of you slime reproducing by now).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The shit is fucking me. Go kill yrself, shit. Please please pretty please. Your death makes my life more peaceful and quiet (though there are, CERTAINLY&#8230; must be at least thousands of you slime reproducing by now).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1170"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1170\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1171,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1170\/revisions\/1171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}