{"id":124,"date":"2026-08-06T19:54:52","date_gmt":"2026-08-07T03:24:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=124"},"modified":"2026-08-06T19:54:52","modified_gmt":"2026-08-07T03:24:52","slug":"its-not-done-but-i-yam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=124","title":{"rendered":"It’s not done, but I yam"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Some middle school girls harassed me at a coffee shop today.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I was trying to work on my web app that I’m going to publish soon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

California is not so good.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nature is dead.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

How are you?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Shit fuck tomfoolery.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kill yrself, black prrrson.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Or not.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Would not make a difference to me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As with life, you are up to yourself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And that is that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But the monologue cuntinues…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What the fuck?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Shit-distasteful disaster.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The thing I’m starting to understand about laziness is that things are usually not as difficult as they seem. So choosing not to do them to conserve inner homeostasis is healthy, technically, but a little overboard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fuck shit tomfoolery.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I’m going to die of sepsis at a young age.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

&& if I survive, I will have alzhiemmer’s dizzies when I am older (but not that old) GUARANTEED.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This is not a self-fulfilling prophecy (or a love song)–it’s just the future.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So many asians suck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I hate recreational athletics. Fuck. Why did I get draugged (literally) into that?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

California’s educational system is a shitstain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That is that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hey btw a gratuitous fuck you to all the garbage retards on the www.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hey duck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But really, I need to stop suffering && start competing–art or games are good for me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I used to play some sports. Apparently I won some sort of award, and would’ve done even betta’ if the coach hadn’t been a religious nut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It was not a pleasant experience. But I partied like hell w\/the team, which was memorable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oh well. Not dead yet?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apparently I’m allergic to something in analgesic patches.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And the alternative type, lidocaine, does not work for me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So that’s nice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I h8 robots.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fuck you, dr. Phael.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I hate being interrupted and distracted. Those 2 (two) read: two, things, really o’royally fuck’t me over in the passed, presents, && futures contracts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Well, I just put pandages on my wrists not from cutting, but from like, a chemical burn I got from analgesic patches.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

My hands hurt often.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I’ve had on-and-off chronic pain for a while.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Also I disagree w\/the healthcare standards that psycosomatic pain is classified as real pain, because it is obviously pro-life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This is the part where you attack me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fun skateboard tricks. What have you got for me on-or-underish the deckside?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fallautas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fuck shit ass nigger bitch thizz kill die lice rice ice ette ssetteru.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Forking.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fork. Forks lifting pasta to the plate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Noddles of nuggles of juggling mistakes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That explains a lot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What else do you want from me?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LET’S EITHER STOP LATER OR STOP AT A BAD POINT.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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