{"id":1303,"date":"2026-10-25T22:09:52","date_gmt":"2026-10-26T05:39:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=1303"},"modified":"2026-10-25T22:09:52","modified_gmt":"2026-10-26T05:39:52","slug":"1303","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=1303","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I played less than 5 minutes of Knytt Stories, the first story.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I&#8217;ve beaten both stories a long time ago, but I thought I would revisit it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#8217;s so fucking gut-wrenching.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I hate games.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I played less than 5 minutes of Knytt Stories, the first story. I&#8217;ve beaten both stories a long time ago, but I thought I would revisit it. It&#8217;s so fucking gut-wrenching. I hate games.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1303"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1303\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1304,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1303\/revisions\/1304"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}