{"id":145,"date":"2026-08-15T23:23:45","date_gmt":"2026-08-16T06:53:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=145"},"modified":"2026-08-15T23:23:45","modified_gmt":"2026-08-16T06:53:45","slug":"brief-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=145","title":{"rendered":"Brief post"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I&#8217;m tired. I&#8217;m sorry. This isn&#8217;t what I wanted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Water helps lubricate joints.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I hate ambiguous language.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stupid bots.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh! An opening.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No not really, dumbasses.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m tired. I&#8217;m sorry. This isn&#8217;t what I wanted. Water helps lubricate joints. I hate ambiguous language. Stupid bots. &#8230; Oh! An opening. No not really, dumbasses. Fuck you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[271,191,269,270,268,273,272],"class_list":["post-145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-anger","tag-blog-post","tag-daily-update","tag-journaling","tag-sedentary-lifestyle","tag-sorry","tag-tired"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=145"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":146,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145\/revisions\/146"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}