{"id":1514,"date":"2026-11-04T22:06:07","date_gmt":"2026-11-05T05:36:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=1514"},"modified":"2026-11-04T22:06:07","modified_gmt":"2026-11-05T05:36:07","slug":"1514","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=1514","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I guess obamacare can&#8217;t get me glasses.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My eyesight is flawed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I work @ a computer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Maybe I will pour liquids again some day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&amp;&amp; practice moving small quantities of fluid, very imprecisely, without any revolutions in technology, like microfluidics, b\/c it&#8217;s above my pay grade.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The reproducibility crisis, oh well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The standards are not there yet. I&#8217;m glad you trust what you read on the internet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You stupid crass whore.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I guess obamacare can&#8217;t get me glasses. My eyesight is flawed. I work @ a computer. Maybe I will pour liquids again some day. &amp;&amp; practice moving small quantities of fluid, very imprecisely, without any revolutions in technology, like microfluidics, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=1514\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1514"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1514\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1515,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1514\/revisions\/1515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}