{"id":1537,"date":"2026-11-05T22:00:52","date_gmt":"2026-11-06T05:30:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=1537"},"modified":"2026-11-05T22:00:52","modified_gmt":"2026-11-06T05:30:52","slug":"1537","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=1537","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Don&#8217;t buy glasses online.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Trying to shut me up, pricks?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck you bitch. Fuck off, telepathic television. Kill yrself. You fucking shit trash.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am going to kill you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Congrats.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t buy glasses online. Trying to shut me up, pricks? Fuck you bitch. Fuck off, telepathic television. Kill yrself. You fucking shit trash. I am going to kill you. Congrats.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1537","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1537"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1537\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1538,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1537\/revisions\/1538"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}