{"id":258,"date":"2026-08-21T23:20:40","date_gmt":"2026-08-22T06:50:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=258"},"modified":"2026-08-21T23:20:40","modified_gmt":"2026-08-22T06:50:40","slug":"typical-california-slime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=258","title":{"rendered":"Typical california slime"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am hilarious. If you do not find ALL of my blog posts amusing, then you have no decent sense of humor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But some slimey-ass lawyer threatened the cops on me for leaving an honest review on Google. I guess he was too stupid to know what an arbitration clause is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am hilarious. If you do not find ALL of my blog posts amusing, then you have no decent sense of humor. But some slimey-ass lawyer threatened the cops on me for leaving an honest review on Google. I guess &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=258\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[395],"class_list":["post-258","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-oh-well-at-least-more-ppl-are-homeless-nao"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=258"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":259,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258\/revisions\/259"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}