{"id":281,"date":"2026-08-26T00:57:20","date_gmt":"2026-08-26T08:27:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=281"},"modified":"2026-08-26T00:57:20","modified_gmt":"2026-08-26T08:27:20","slug":"and-now-i-know-that-sketchers-doesnt-sell-shoes-so-much-as-ballet-boots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=281","title":{"rendered":"and now I know that Sketchers doesn&#8217;t sell shoes so much as ballet boots"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I didn&#8217;t want this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I&#8217;m NOT suicidal. I&#8217;m just stupid. So Darwin Awards, possible, and I would be honored.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ALSO, I added some nice cold-weather stuff to the jumbotron header image (it is randomized, I guess&#8211;out of 3) or rather replaced, and hopefully that COOLS IT DOWN A BIT, EH BATMAN!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That&#8217;s it for now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My mother is hassling me about my sleep routine. HOW CONVERSATIVE.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t want this. I&#8217;m NOT suicidal. I&#8217;m just stupid. So Darwin Awards, possible, and I would be honored. ALSO, I added some nice cold-weather stuff to the jumbotron header image (it is randomized, I guess&#8211;out of 3) or rather &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=281\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[408,409],"class_list":["post-281","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-review-time","tag-what-chores-has-the-cat-been-up-to-eh-eh"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=281"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":282,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281\/revisions\/282"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}