{"id":285,"date":"2026-08-26T22:12:23","date_gmt":"2026-08-27T05:42:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=285"},"modified":"2026-08-26T22:12:23","modified_gmt":"2026-08-27T05:42:23","slug":"hurrah-for-the-porkfat-in-the-haybarrel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=285","title":{"rendered":"Hurrah for the porkfat in the haybarrel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The friendly robot is telling me no I&#8217;m telling it no wait&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am structuring my &#8220;free time&#8221; to make it un-free time, because listening to hallucinations is not allowed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Strict rules.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The friendly robot is telling me no I&#8217;m telling it no wait&#8230; I am structuring my &#8220;free time&#8221; to make it un-free time, because listening to hallucinations is not allowed. Strict rules.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[411,414,413,410,412],"class_list":["post-285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-google-gemini","tag-i-am-outnumbered-they-will-force-me-into-accepting-their-god","tag-i-dont-like-doing-things","tag-short-post","tag-structure"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=285"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":286,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285\/revisions\/286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}