{"id":295,"date":"2026-08-28T20:46:11","date_gmt":"2026-08-29T04:16:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=295"},"modified":"2026-08-28T20:49:49","modified_gmt":"2026-08-29T04:19:49","slug":"295","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=295","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hey fuck you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You shit. Fuck you. You shiiiiiit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What a fuck. You are such a fuck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hey eat shit<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey fuck you. You shit. Fuck you. You shiiiiiit. What a fuck. You are such a fuck. Hey eat shit<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[436,441,444,440,442,437,434,438,360,443,439,435,445],"class_list":["post-295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-consider-suicide","tag-creepy-stalkers","tag-hey-eat-shit","tag-hey-fuckwad-die-yet","tag-i-am-not-impressed-with-civil-u-s-engineers","tag-just-briefly-ponder-it","tag-religion-is-evil","tag-remember-to-delusion","tag-republican-genocide-amiright","tag-supplements-dont-work-and-pose-health-risks","tag-the-least-i-can-do-is-censor-them","tag-this-blog-post-is-being-taken-out-of-context-by-the-system","tag-try-aspirating-yr-religious-war-on-innocent-civilians-in-the-local-native-american-casino"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=295"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":297,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295\/revisions\/297"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}