{"id":317,"date":"2026-08-31T00:42:32","date_gmt":"2026-08-31T08:12:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=317"},"modified":"2026-08-31T00:42:32","modified_gmt":"2026-08-31T08:12:32","slug":"slash-eyelash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=317","title":{"rendered":"slash eyelash"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I don&#8217;t fucking know. This is horse shit. Fuck you, shit fuck shit fuck. I should panic more and insult others less.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Panic panic panic how cool.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I hate Gemini. I fucking hate robots. They&#8217;re so depressing. And police state. They suck heairy cock.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Shitstorm+. That&#8217;s the name of the web app I&#8217;m making.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck UC Davis. Ass mcgee.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Meejee meejee meejee. Fuck you, bitch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Shit-shut fuck-up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What else?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I&#8217;M in pain, so that&#8217;s nice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I don&#8217;t know what to say. I don&#8217;t exercise enough. I&#8217;m going to start hiking up the hill across the street &amp;| weightlifting twice a week (Tue\/Thur) from now on. Or at least that&#8217;s the plan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The advice to walk every day DOES NOT WORK.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die, European.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What else?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I fuck you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Shitfuck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Assniggers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bitch-flying.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stupidretardpocalypse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anything else?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I&#8217;m not done yet. I want you incinerated by your clone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a pizza oven.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck shit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck shit. Fuck shit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck shit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I don&#8217;t know what else to say. I hate fuckshit assbitchniggers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bigger tharn the shit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck you shit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ass bitch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die die die.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Shit fuck ass shit fuck ass kill yrself stupid queers retards fuck you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Shit fuck ass.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I guess that&#8217;s it for now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">NO just kidding you&#8217;re fucking BRAINLESS.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">GO TO HELL.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Retards.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuckups.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&amp;&amp; Sluts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bitch dancing. Where bitches dance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is a new pop song.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No pop song is new.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">melody.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">refrain from harming yrself. Unless by that I mean exercising (temporary harm to muscles&#8211;is healthy).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hey die.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Retard fuck-up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die die die.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Shit fuck ass.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Shit fuck ass.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I hate you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So much.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have no idea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I hope you go away sometime soon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I guess that&#8217;s it for now. I wouldn&#8217;t know what else to say.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thanks for reading.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So what do you think? More else wise?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or nottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What would you CHOOSE?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For someone ELSE?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Retards.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck shit ass nigger thizz bitch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kill yrselves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck you, shit fuck bitch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die die die.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Retards.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I hate you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You stupid shits.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That&#8217;s it. Give in to that anger, retard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck shit ass nigger thizz bitch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck shit ass nigger thizz bitch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck shit ass nigger thizz bitch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE DIE DIE SHUT THE FUCK UP or whatever you don&#8217;t have to if you don&#8217;t want to.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Suicide is optional.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anything else?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B\/c lawyers always tell the truth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Awesome, isn&#8217;t it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Good income, I guess.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p 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This is horse shit. Fuck you, shit fuck shit fuck. I should panic more and insult others less. Panic panic panic how cool. &#8230; I hate Gemini. I fucking hate robots. They&#8217;re so depressing. 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