{"id":485,"date":"2026-09-19T16:22:26","date_gmt":"2026-09-19T23:52:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=485"},"modified":"2026-09-19T16:22:26","modified_gmt":"2026-09-19T23:52:26","slug":"485","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=485","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hopefully you die prematurely. We can&#8217;t CAUSE suicide, but we can certainly shorten the lifespan w\/cognitive bias, and then have the good life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which is death.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which is life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That&#8217;s why they&#8217;re so confused. Religious ppl are ZOMBIES.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whoa, oops.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hopefully you die prematurely. We can&#8217;t CAUSE suicide, but we can certainly shorten the lifespan w\/cognitive bias, and then have the good life. Which is death. Which is life. That&#8217;s why they&#8217;re so confused. Religious ppl are ZOMBIES. Whoa, oops.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-485","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/485","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=485"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/485\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":486,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/485\/revisions\/486"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}