{"id":509,"date":"2026-09-19T17:24:39","date_gmt":"2026-09-20T00:54:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=509"},"modified":"2026-09-19T17:24:39","modified_gmt":"2026-09-20T00:54:39","slug":"509","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=509","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hurry, hurry&#8211;read my blog out  loud and assume it&#8217;s evidence in a legal proceeding.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am currently talking to the reader, not the writer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We HAVEn&#8217;t come a long way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck off even harder.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hurry, hurry&#8211;read my blog out loud and assume it&#8217;s evidence in a legal proceeding. I am currently talking to the reader, not the writer. We HAVEn&#8217;t come a long way. Fuck off even harder.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=509"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":510,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509\/revisions\/510"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}