{"id":72,"date":"2026-07-26T14:35:40","date_gmt":"2026-07-26T22:05:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=72"},"modified":"2026-07-26T14:36:27","modified_gmt":"2026-07-26T22:06:27","slug":"case-controlled-trial-on-1-0000000000000000000000000000-l-of-hydration-a-day-double-check-your-math-fuckup-brainless-children-retards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=72","title":{"rendered":"CASE-CONTROLLED TRIAL ON ~======!1.0000000000000000000000000000&#8230; L OF HYDRATION A DAY&#8211;DOUBLE CHECK YOUR MATH, FUCKUP BRAINLESS CHILDREN RETARDS."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My parents choose to be pro-choice, but in reality they are pro-life russian oligarchs. They own land in florida.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They want me to drink no more than 1 L (how many sig figs?) of water a day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So yeah, like, that&#8217;s a human rights violation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The father-terrorist claims to uphold values of Europe and whatever the shit (it&#8217;s a bad place).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mother is a neurotic neonazi who doesn&#8217;t know jack shit about health but apparently worked as a telemetrist at a hospital for like over two decades (which is not very much). Yes, she complained, complains, complains&#8230; about what now?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The parents are retards.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I don&#8217;t understand why anyone will ever NOT want them dead sooner rather than later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Placebo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My parents choose to be pro-choice, but in reality they are pro-life russian oligarchs. They own land in florida. They want me to drink no more than 1 L (how many sig figs?) of water a day. So yeah, like, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=72\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[104,103,105],"class_list":["post-72","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-bmrn-rape","tag-retards","tag-rocharocharocha-eat-mroe-chcoolate-fatass"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":73,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions\/73"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=72"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=72"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}