{"id":824,"date":"2026-10-01T19:41:50","date_gmt":"2026-10-02T03:11:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=824"},"modified":"2026-10-01T19:41:50","modified_gmt":"2026-10-02T03:11:50","slug":"824","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=824","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Try to control me some more, fuckups.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Speaking of controls, I would love to play a console game right now in the living room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But papa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Funny how that&#8217;s enough of an explanation to not do something fun: &#8220;But papa.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck&#8217;d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Try to control me some more, fuckups. Speaking of controls, I would love to play a console game right now in the living room. But papa. Funny how that&#8217;s enough of an explanation to not do something fun: &#8220;But papa.&#8221; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=824\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[613],"class_list":["post-824","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-relations-categories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/824","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=824"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/824\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":825,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/824\/revisions\/825"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}