{"id":836,"date":"2026-10-02T16:54:11","date_gmt":"2026-10-03T00:24:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=836"},"modified":"2026-10-02T16:54:11","modified_gmt":"2026-10-03T00:24:11","slug":"836","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=836","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck you, shitbich.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cockfuck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ass-stranger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ridiculoso memetic parademic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I went to Shitsville w\/the fam-fam (minus papa) today.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There goes my workday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We got pumpkins and shit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My fucking paranoia acted up, b\/c Everyone in Shitsville is Fucked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then we went home &amp;&amp; there was traffic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Good story.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fuck you, shitbich. Cockfuck. Ass-stranger. Ridiculoso memetic parademic. &#8230; I went to Shitsville w\/the fam-fam (minus papa) today. There goes my workday. We got pumpkins and shit. My fucking paranoia acted up, b\/c Everyone in Shitsville is Fucked. Then we &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=836\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[616],"class_list":["post-836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-in-the-stately-repooplick-of-califuckyou"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=836"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/836\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":837,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/836\/revisions\/837"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}