{"id":889,"date":"2026-10-04T22:43:20","date_gmt":"2026-10-05T06:13:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=889"},"modified":"2026-10-04T22:43:39","modified_gmt":"2026-10-05T06:13:39","slug":"889","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=889","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">IF my dad really wants to sue someone? he need look no further than my college tennis team\/coach.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That fucker was super bad. Not in a cool way. Just like, super insane, corrupt, &amp;&amp; unhealthy for everyone on the team.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Caused psychological trauma and lots of physical damage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So yeah.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I&#8217;m not telling papa that. I&#8217;m just tired.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>IF my dad really wants to sue someone? he need look no further than my college tennis team\/coach. That fucker was super bad. Not in a cool way. Just like, super insane, corrupt, &amp;&amp; unhealthy for everyone on the team. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/?p=889\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[646,645],"class_list":["post-889","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-breur","tag-we-can-make-this-even-better"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/889","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=889"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/889\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":890,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/889\/revisions\/890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/enceladus-b-type.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}