I guess obamacare can’t get me glasses.

My eyesight is flawed.

I work @ a computer.

Maybe I will pour liquids again some day.

&& practice moving small quantities of fluid, very imprecisely, without any revolutions in technology, like microfluidics, b/c it’s above my pay grade.

The reproducibility crisis, oh well.

The standards are not there yet. I’m glad you trust what you read on the internet.

You stupid crass whore.