My dad is a really bad person. He has unrealistic expectations of others. Not in a you-should-be-trying-harder sort of way, but in a you-must-marry-a-swiss-whore-and-work-for-the-companies-i-say-to sort of way.

Completely inflexible, narrow-minded, small braine’d chimp.

It’s an insult to chimps to call him that.

I’m sure some chimps are royal trash too, though.