CASE-CONTROLLED TRIAL ON ~======!1.0000000000000000000000000000… L OF HYDRATION A DAY–DOUBLE CHECK YOUR MATH, FUCKUP BRAINLESS CHILDREN RETARDS.

My parents choose to be pro-choice, but in reality they are pro-life russian oligarchs. They own land in florida.

They want me to drink no more than 1 L (how many sig figs?) of water a day.

So yeah, like, that’s a human rights violation.

The father-terrorist claims to uphold values of Europe and whatever the shit (it’s a bad place).

Mother is a neurotic neonazi who doesn’t know jack shit about health but apparently worked as a telemetrist at a hospital for like over two decades (which is not very much). Yes, she complained, complains, complains… about what now?

The parents are retards.

I don’t understand why anyone will ever NOT want them dead sooner rather than later.

Placebo.