and now I know that Sketchers doesn’t sell shoes so much as ballet boots

I didn’t want this.

I’m NOT suicidal. I’m just stupid. So Darwin Awards, possible, and I would be honored.

ALSO, I added some nice cold-weather stuff to the jumbotron header image (it is randomized, I guess–out of 3) or rather replaced, and hopefully that COOLS IT DOWN A BIT, EH BATMAN!?

That’s it for now.

My mother is hassling me about my sleep routine. HOW CONVERSATIVE.